You should underknow!
Izu expresses a need for higher learning
Sleep is like alcohol - it’s so good when you’re doing it but when you wake up afterward you regret it so much.
Naps are terrible, why did I ever think they were good.
That fish has bigger jowls than Nixon.
Do you like Izu’s political joke? She likes them too.
(NOTE - It was commentary on this fish
You can’t do a sandwich wrong, unless you put in toenails. Then it’s SUPER wrong.
Izu convinces her friend how impossible it is to screw up a sandwich. While said friend was eating.
I’ve got my wing-wang around it.
There are only so many words that start with “w” and she picked all the wrong ones.
It’s important to have important conversations.
Izu enjoys having hardboiled discussions
You can’t three-pee if it ain’t got no slots.
Explaining the complexities of a threesome.
I’m-a Like-a Lego Person
Izu is ecstatic to have neon orange socks.
I think… a fruitcake is meant to be eht.
On the last day of December, Izu forgot how to eat.
It’s ok to give up today as long as you don’t give up tomorrow.
Izu’s having a bad day.